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Rev. Peter Faulkner, Valdosta Georgia |
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6.11.08 10:30 AM |
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String Leader (10.0) Click to rate this Mouth |
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Rev. Peter's Wife Judy |
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Rev. Peter has a wife named Judy Faulkner. Ah, yes this thread is devoted to tell you what she was like. I want to tell her what a be-otch she was, but the word be-otch is such a teenage girl word. Really there are other adjectives to describe her. Judy, in my opinion is a Stepford wife, well not even that. She is just an old lady in a pill box hat, at least when I knew her at the Bible Center Church that how she came across to me. Let me explain how trouble with Judy got started. A lot of girls used to hang out in the bathroom during Sunday school. They did not want to go in the class room because it was such an uncomfortable place to be. One thing has to be understood before this story can go any further, kids expect kids to be mean in school that is a given. Church is different. Church is suppose to be a refuse from the evils in this world. When the kids are mean, or even meaner in church than they are in school, that defeats the purpose of going to church. If church is a war zone, then nothing spiritually will be gained. Keep in mind, as kids we were forced to go, and when we turned 18 we were so out of there! By the way Judy, it was not just the kids that were mean, it was you too. That is why some of the girls hung out in the bathroom. Their exact words were "I don't want to go down there with that be-otch". Translation from teenage girl to adult: You need an attitude adjustment. This story alone should tell anyone normal person that there were problems in this Sunday school, I mean girls hanging out in a bathroom go get away from a bad situation? Come on? Here is my bone to pick with Judy, one Sunday I was late coming in the class because I was in the bathroom nursing a nose bleed. My nose had just stopped bleeding and I was cleaning up the mess I had made on the bathroom counter when Little-Miss-F*U*C*K-face from hell came in and put her hands on her hips and was angry. I told her about my nosebleed (my nose was still hurting) but she did not believe me or care, she just be-otched at me for being in the bathroom and being late for class. I told her that I did not care if I was late getting down there because those kids were snobby. She then turned around and told me that "I was the one who was snobby!" I so regret not slapping your freaking face Judy! You only let those little snobby kids in the class get away with what they did because their parents were giving more money in the offering plate than most parents and you just had to keep all that precious money coming in. For this reason you dare call me snobby you stuck up, money loving, greedy, f*u*c*k*i*n*g b*i*t*c*h? Want to see snobby? Look in the mirror B*I*T*C*H!!!!!
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 | SrslyWtf (-): | thats so ridiculous. | | String Leader: | dontdamnme: I like the part about "criminals are more kind hearted than her" oh boy did you describe Judy sooooooooooooooo well! | | String Leader: | Thank you, dontdamnme, that was a touching story! |  | gary (5.1): | ... wow get over it... | | dontdamnme (-): | There wedding was an awesome display of christianity. Not to confuse things or the attendees who were not at all confused by the fact that some people were invited to the proposal, some people were invited to the pre-wedding festives, some people were inv | | dontdamnme (-): | I used to know a be-otch just like her and yes I was amazed that in my many walks in life she was the biggest be-otch I had ever met and claims to be a christian. It had me confused too. I mean criminals are more kind hearted than her. Anyway I don't thin | | Add Chatter: | |
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