I heard from Gene's cousin's neighbor's friend's girlfriend's daughter that Gene has this gross orange foot fungus. Apparently, he can't walk bare-footed or he leaves orange tracks all over the floor. I know this sounds far-fetched, but come on - I know first hand. Also, the word on the street is that Gene wears his night-vision goggles to night clubs and then tells drunk people that they're x-ray goggles and charges them to wear them. When my boyfriend's boss's niece's best friend's mother saw Gene at a popular Washington club last night, she said that Gene triend to get her to buy 15 minutes with the goggles. She did.
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