So Memorial Day was a few days ago - I know I said I would post about it and I know I’m late – but you really can’t blame me. Today is the first day my brain is functioning after Monday. A little insight: Fireworks + hard liquor + GossipReport employees = trouble. You already knew that? Well I guess I did too – but the tequila makes me have selective memory.

I’m not really a liquor drinker but the weather was awesome, the margaritas were flowin, and after a few of those it’s all down hill. So shots – not sure how many – ensue and I remember (oops) that I have some mortars and other colorful explosive devices left over from my b-day. I volunteer this to the manly men hanging out and in all of about ummmm 7.6 minutes there was a full on roman candle war.

Can’t picture this? Think of about 5 20-something drunk guys shooting flaming balls at each other at a close range. Genius. The best response from anyone was “Look out!” and “Get him!”

Along with some grilling and some pretty cool fireworks (only one blew up at us – I think that’s pretty good odds for the mental capacities of those shooting them off) some full out – 80’s themed karaoke followed with required dancing. P.S. - be glad my sound clips on the press page are me speaking instead of singing. If you had to listen to my musical attempts – you would probably go deaf. Or wish you were. It’s that bad:)